I’m FUVKING DYING
|Things that happened to Kaneki Ken:||was turned into a ghoul and forced to eat his own, was nearly eaten by a man with purple hair, tortured so badly his hair turned white, went batshit crazy and ate another ghoul, had severely beaten up the brother of his friend, obtained a temporary purpose that is to protect those he care for but then realize that he's unnecessary and sounds selfish, went batshit insane again, lost his only best friend, is clinically insane, I'm sure he has psychosis, got stabbed to death twice through his head|
|Why that all happened:||He wanted to go on a fucking date|
today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear
Anonymous said: top five makorei or reiharu headcanons
oh oh oh wow i don’t know if i could just choose five i have so many for both! goodness.
- with rei being really into butterflies, haru makes him little wooden butterfly trinkets and paints them to resemble different butterflies. (rei has a whole collection of them that haru has given him. in my future reiharu, he has slightly bigger ones of a monarch butterfly to represent their cat, monarch. and a purple emperor to represent their cat, emperor).
- haru really enjoys rei reading to him and rei will recite his favourite poem the world below the brine by walt whitman when he can’t sleep. (i even wrote a fic about this one!)
- haru’s favourite intimate activity with rei is kissing him. like he really super likes kissing rei.
- rei only calls haru by the name of haru when he’s sleepy and usually calls him haruka most of the time. haru, even though he doesn’t like his full name, likes when rei calls him haruka because he’s the only one to do it.
- they definitely like to take baths together and usually do at haru’s house after a full day of swim practice and school. it’s a nice time for them to unwind and just be with each other.
makorei (am i doing both yes i’m doing both):
- makoto’s really good at complimenting rei, even at the littlest things. it’s come so easy to him and he doesn’t even notice it most of the time, just says things. but he definitely likes the flustered reaction it gets out of rei.
- makoto’s favourite thing about rei is his intelligence and passion. rei’s favourite thing about makoto is his smile and gentleness.
- both of them are really awkward when it comes to anything physically, most of their relationship is emotional and romantic rather than intimate. i don’t see them doing a lot of physical stuff with each other. (they do kiss from time to time but it’s not a whole lot.)
- rei has a sweater of makoto’s that he gave to him and he wears it sometimes when he’s not around makoto or hasn’t seen him in a while. it’s bigger than him and it’s warm and he feels safe when it’s on him.
ehh, i only gave four makorei headcanons because my makorei isn’t as developed as my reiharu! and i can’t really think of any at the moment which is weird?? but I HOPE YOU LIKED THEM!
I should go to bed soon cus I have to wake up early…
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reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin