thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

(Source: thor-n-cap, via scaramanzia)

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

(via matosuwa)

touch-my-nano-banano:

Oh wait nevermind I’m hungry as hell…

Oh wait the hunger is gone….

galaco-hime:

friends may come and go but kagamine len is forever

(via zackfaires)

dicaeopolis:

nagisa-tachibana:

makochantachibanana:

HARU’S PARENTS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

ok but where have these two been for two whole seasons

#how obvious is it tho that haruka’s parents are pretty neglectful? #it’s not just that our protagonist’s parents haven’t shown up #but that they’ve been actively mentioned as absent #they’ve been called ‘free spirits’ who were implied to be only rarely home from their travels #over two school years and one summer in which we’ve seen inside haruka’s house many times #they’ve NEVER been home #plus I know a lot of people haven’t read High Speed but #Haruka mentioned that he went straight to the swim club after school because he didn’t like being home alone #he was in elementary school and his parents left him alone every single day #I mean he’s never seemed to have financial troubles or anything #but they’ve probably just been so emotionally absent his whole life#and I know he’s a fairly independent person #but I can’t help but question if he was just forced to be like that from an early age #and how much it’s stunted his emotional development and contributed to his depression in this past season #oh I made myself sad
im putting my tags here bc this is important

Oh wait nevermind I’m hungry as hell…

me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing

Male Body Positivity

striboogie:

Thick or thin, muscular or no, if you have lumps and bumps where you think they shouldn’t be, if you think you’re too skinny or bony, I just wanted to let you know that you deserve to be happy and have someone love you.

You’re all human beings! Beautiful human beings. 
Don’t forget that whether or not you think your body is the ideal body. 

Your body doesn’t make you a Real Man, YOU make yourself a Real Man.  

Now smile, you handsome thing!

(Source: striboogie-monster, via zackfaires)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via unlimitedraisin)

hisoker:

THATS HOW THE DO THEY PATTERN THING THE SQUARE THING MY WEEABOO HEART IS YELLING

(Source: vine.co, via unlimitedraisin)