blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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heyitspj:

Do you ever think about what genderbent you would look like

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darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

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even if nitori becomes 1000% done with momo, there’s no way he won’t become flustered after a sudden “you’re… kinda cute!” declaration 

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mayor-lizzie:

especially if you live in Arkansas

mayor-lizzie:

especially if you live in Arkansas

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punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

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gibberisharrow:

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

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kieloujisama:

today i got to participate in my first “white day” and i received a cookie from a rather stuttery kiel ahhh it was cute…

kieloujisama:

today i got to participate in my first “white day” and i received a cookie from a rather stuttery kiel ahhh it was cute…

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